Ten Reasons to be Single on Valentines Day

1. You already got you. You’re great. You’re beautiful. Why mess that up and cheat on yourself? 
2. Save that hard earned or hardly earned money! You don’t grind everyday from 9 to 5 to buy someone else food and gifts. You grind so you can save that dough! Who needs a four star restaurant when you can eat ramen?
3. Netflix is best without someone else interrupting and asking stupid questions about the film every two seconds.
4. You have to work or go to school tomorrow. There is no point in expending all that extra energy on a school night. Forget the date and get that extra shut eye.
5. Those lines at the supermarket is ridiculous. All those lazy dudes trying to get some half dead roses and the ugliest chocolate filled boxes. Avoid that headache!
6. If you’re even reading this list, well, chances are you are considering asking somebody you have very little interest in to be your Valentine just to escape the label of being alone on Valentines. You are better then that and nobody deserves to be settled on!
7. You don’t even like roses. What the heck are people talking about they smell good? You and I both know they don’t smell like anything good. We’ll buy roses when they start smelling like apple pie!
8. If your Valentine isn’t Jessica Gomes, homie you messed up. That’s it. So let me go ahead and admit it….I messed up.
9. J. Cole released a surprise EP. Wouldn’t you rather listen to that then go out?
10. Valentines Day is way too stressful. Stress leads to a host of health problems and can affect how you look. Why would you want to be uglier?